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Joke of the Day
"ebola jokes ... its all about the execution :')"
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"what's about 5 inches long and hasn't been inside another man in almost 2 weeks? Cory Monteith's heroin syringe"
"Shortest Horror Story: Tomorrow is MONDAY again!"
"An Irishman is driving to the airport While driving, he sees a sign that says ""Airport left"". So he turns around and goes home"
"I'd call you a cunt but you lack the warmth and depth"
"I caught a big fish! I was going to mount it, but there were people around! Source: Emo Philips"
"I said ""My, what big eyes you have!"" Followed by ""My, what big hands you have!"" And then ""My what big teeth you have!"" My charity gig for children with disabilities did not start out well."
"Her: About last night, please understand that wasn't me... that was the wine. Me: ... Her: ... Me: Do you have a phone number for that wine?"
"What kind of shorts do clouds wear ? Thunderwear"
"I like my sex the way I like my tweets. Forced and meaningless."