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Joke of the Day

"Not to brag, but I can cure a man of having a thing for me in five minutes flat."

"Where could you look up Joan of Arc's profile? On Tinder."

"What did the stoplight say to the car? Don't look, I'm changing!"

"WANT TO HEAR A JOKE?! Want to Hear a Joke? My Life :)"

"If you haven't used your fingers to ""expand"" a picture in a Magazine today, well then you're not me."

"A guy ties up his dog and walks into a barber shop He says aloud "" Bob Peters"" The barber says ""No we only do haircuts here"""

"What do you call saplings in the army? the infantry"

"What is the difference between pick and choose? To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet."

"Convincing someone to have sex is a lot like getting ketchup out of a glass bottle. It's a lot easier with a knife."

"I love avocados in my salad I would go buy some right now, but I don't have a car doe"