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Joke of the Day
"What do you do when your car is making a really annoying noise? Open the door and kick her out."
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"did you hear about the cannibal in school? it was a struggle, but eventually he passed the class."
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It's gonna take me a while to get hard. I just got laid by a chick."
"Oscar Pistorius should be banned from the Olympics ...because he smoked Reeva"
"A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi are on a sinking ship. The pastor yells ""Save the children!"" The rabbi replies ""Pft, fuck the children!"" The priest says ""Do you think we have time?"""
"Why are condoms and bungee-jumping similar? You're screwed if the rubber breaks."
"if i was a ghost i would probably still just watch netflix"
"Titanic the boat cost $174 million, Titanic the film cost $200 million. Why didn't James Cameron just rebuild the ship and sink it for real?"
"Q: Why are cows always broke? A: The farmers milk them dry."
"Sometimes I go days without even thinking about the Alamo."