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Joke of the Day
"What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck!"
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"According to my textbook, The old Greek currency was called Drachmae but apparently now they use a currency called *whoosh*"
"Sarcasm is like hitting someone in the face with a bat, but with words."
"Joke from New Zealand: ""What's a Hindu?"" Lays iggs."
"Why don't soccer players get hot while running? Because they hve so many fans"
"Did your world end today? Mayan didn't"
"*painting your nails* one hand : perfect. other hand : looks like a blind cat did it."
"I entered 10 puns into a pun contest in the hope that one would win... But no pun-in-ten did."
"Gay men are so mean. They're all fucking assholes."
"Your wife and your lawyer are drowning. You have a choice to make: Lunch or the movies?"