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Joke of the Day

"What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck!"

"Dance like nobody's watching. Sing like nobody's listening. Walk around the party eating the cheeseball like an apple."

"Someday I will disappoint a burglar with my one drawer of Taco Bell mild sauce packets."

"I have no sense of decency. That way all my other senses are enhanced..."

"A scientist was playing scrabble with his wife She played ""PINE"", he had ""LMHIOJK"". He played all of his letters at once to form a 8-letter word along with the ""N"". What did he make? H20"

"FACT: If you can trick a British person into saying their name backwards, they have to become your butler."

"Wat did the mermaid wear to her math exam? An algae-bra."

"One way to know if someone is lying to you is if their facial mole is in a different place every time you see them"

"Christmas must be a hard time for dyslexic children. They get their presents from Satan."

"In case you were wondering, Taco Bell offers free wi-fi. Don't bother asking for the password, because it's totally ""Cornhole Explosion""."