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Joke of the Day

"I have just completed knitting a tiny sweater for my one true friend, who is a grape."

"TIL That Oscar Pistorius once opened a pizza parlor only to have it fail and go bankrupt. The cause? His car was always breaking down, so OP never delivered."

"I hate tacos. -Said no Juan ever"

"So, I hear Islamic Mysticism is all you need... It's suficient."

"My Jewish friend invited me to go to his camp. Fuck that."

"What's a Mathematician's favourite Christmas pudding? Yule ln!"

"With all the negativity in the world today... ...at least Charlie Sheen is staying positive."

"I opened a company selling landmines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof."

"Why does the ""forever alone"" keep a beehive next to his bed? Because royal jelly comes in handy... you know, for lowering cholesterol."

"I'm great with kids because mentally I'm on their level."