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Joke of the Day
"What's a Mathematician's favourite Christmas pudding? Yule ln!"
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"What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles? Natasha Ramenoff"
"Did you here about the women who died after masturbating with a carrot? That was a dildon't"
"How will an IT guy fix a lamp? He'll restart the nuclear power plant"
"""Never Have I Ever"" is a party game and fun way to find out who shouldn't be donating blood."
"I went to a massage parlor today... When it was time for the happy ending, I finished in 20 seconds. The massause said I need to come more often."
"Pro tip: Do your makeup before you start drinking."
"I asked my girlfriend to shave her cunt. I woke up the next morning bald."
"What Mrs. Dumpty gave Humpty?"
"What do you get when you squeeze a synagogue? Fresh Jews."