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Joke of the Day

"Do you know what a true competitor is? [NSFW] It's a guy who enters a masturbation contest and comes in first, third and ninth."

"Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two tired."

"Social networking has become a club. Twitter is the dance floor. Instagram is the bar and Facebook is the people crying in the bathroom."

"Vacationing in Switzerland ""So did you enjoy the beautiful scenery?"" ""I couldn't really see much because of the mountains."""

"What is the worst thing a Jewish father can buy for his daughter? An easy bake oven!"

"What do you call two black cops on motorcycles? Chocolate chips"

"Lumberjacks are good at maths because of their log rhythms Thanks, HL Math."

"Did you know that if everyone in the U.S. donated just one pint of blood, we could pour it over the Statue of Liberty and be hella cool?"

"What's a vampire's fetish? Neckrophilia"

"A wise old man once told me... ...to bend over."