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Joke of the Day

"Overheard my boss say this to our secretary.. What's the difference between a Triscuit and a lesbian? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker."

"Niagara Falls Viagra lifts!"

"Orion's Belt? A Waist of Space."

"My Jewish employee wasn't very good at his job so Isaac'd him."

"When life gets you down, remember the immortal words of Monty Python. NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!"

"My little cousin dropped this one on me: Me: Wow, you must've grown a foot since the last time I saw you! Cosin: Nope, still have two!"

"Psst. Don't refer to them as voices in your head. Do as the professionals and call them your 'team of writers'."

"Whats a butt's favorite exercise? High Knees"

"What did the farmer say to the chocolate cow? Get to the back of the meat grinder!"

"Whats Darth Vaders favorite alchohol? Darth Jaeger"