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Joke of the Day

"Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children."

"Seems like Harrison Ford is really down to earth Too early?"

"What would be the most useless superpower? How about the ability to go invisible, but it only works while you're playing a trumpet."

"I'm 99% sure I have trust issues. Though I'm not sure I trust my math. Edit: I grammar well"

"How to trigger a Canadian My favorite color is gray."

"[first date] HER: You smell so good. What are you wearing? ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy."

"What is the difference between pile of dead babies and pile of sand? I don't eat sand."

"What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot? ""the Steaks are high."""

"How do you enter a brothel in Westeros? Through the Hodor!"

"I failed my biology test today A question asked, ""What is commonly found in cells?"" Apparently ""black people"" wasn't the right answer"