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Joke of the Day

"Which One Comes First I just Ordered A Chicken and an Egg off the internet, to see which one comes first........ I'll keep you posted."

"What do you get when you make a scarf out of a cat? A Neko."

"Why did Hitler lose WWII? He did NAZI it coming"

"I was at the park today by the playground. A mother asked me which kid was mine. ""I haven't decided yet.""."

"""Awww. There there."" *pats you on the face. Hard"

"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak."

"What kind of sounds does Jaimie Foxx make in the bedroom? No sound at all, the D is silent"

"Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing? In case you get a hole in one."

"Me: *cleans kitchen and does laundry Wife: looks like someone is getting lucky Me: 1 hour of uninterrupted Call of Duty? W: Yes Me: WOOHOO!"

"""Dude, this game is like your mom."" ""Dude, this game is just like your mom."" ""How so?"" ""It's really easy."""