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Joke of the Day

"Which One Comes First I just Ordered A Chicken and an Egg off the internet, to see which one comes first........ I'll keep you posted."

"The invention of the shovel It was truly groundbreaking"

"This year's Pulitzer Prize for Fiction... will probably go to some guy explaining why he had an Ashley Madison account."

"My friend kicked a mushroom today He's a fungi"

"I asked my Gynecologist about a Job She said they had a few openings"

"What martial art did Hitler have a black belt in? Gazillion Jew-Jitsu"

"Doctor: You need a new liver and we found a match. Me: When can you operate? *lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver."

"How many reposts does it take to change a subreddit? More than we have now. This sub is still shit."

"The only reason I ever get any women is because of who I am A rapist."

"There are two key principles in life One of them is not saying everything you know"