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Joke of the Day

"It's 364 days until christmas. And people already have their lights up!"

"When I go to a business that offers hand sanitizer by the cash register, I spit in it and say, ""If it works, that shouldn't be a problem."""

"I love you dude, but im not ""In Prison"" with you."

"TIFU by insulting a one-armed foreigner visiting my town. I called him a tourist."

"How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Juan."

"What do you do if attacked by a clan of clowns? Go for the juggler"

"[phone rings] ""Is your refrigerator running?"" *looks over at fridge holding a lighter up to a spoon* ""I don't know what he's doing anymore."""

"Ok Brazil, this would be a time when it's ok to bite an opponent."

"When I was a kid we didn't add flavor to our medicine and it tasted like shit but we liked it because we liked being not dead."

"Did you see that crazy news story on the internet? Of course. You reddit"