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Joke of the Day
"Be alert The world needs more lerts."
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"Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail? Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week."
"So the other day I went into a local shop with a sign that read ""Therapist"" They should really put a larger space between the ""e"" and the ""r"""
"Why are the cops in Ferguson Steelers fans? Bullet train!"
"What do they call aborted fetuses in Prague? Cancelled Czechs."
"My GPS just told me to turn left into a cornfield and now I'm afraid it wants to murder me."
"HOLD YOUR HORSES. Love your horses. Remind your horses everyday how much you love them. Feed your horses."
"How much does a rock weigh? One stone."
"The new jumper I bought kept picking up static electricity, so I took it back and they exchanged it for another one free of charge."
"When I think about it, Gaston really was a peaceable chap... It's a shame. He was a shoe in for the No-Belle prize."