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Joke of the Day

"How much does a rock weigh? One stone."

"The Fish Net Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann? A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl."

"Every war the Chinese have ever lost... was because of chinks in their armor."

"How to explain non-alcoholic beer? It's like eating your sisters pussy, the taste is the same but you know something is not right."

"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? ""Where's my tractor?"

"Did you know if you put your ear up to a strangers leg, you can actually hear them say; ""What the fcuk are you doing?"""

"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She didn't have her seatbelt on"

"I Like Long Walks on the Beach until the LSD wears off and it turns out I'm dragging a mannequin around a Wendy's parking lot"

"I'd like to meet those almond milk farmers. Shake their teeny hands."

"What did the cucumber say to the salad? Nothing. (It's a cucumber. (They don't talk.))"