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Joke of the Day
"What do they call aborted fetuses in Prague? Cancelled Czechs."
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"You don't work you don't have money to live, you work there's no time to live."
"If ever I commit murder, I'm doing it with Indian flatbread. Naan violent crimes get shorter sentences in respect for their counterparts."
"You'll never believe how much this girl paid me to have sex with her...... One vagina."
"What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison? One's a pro, and one's a con."
"A fight or flight situation. Like when you go to pick up your kid and the teacher's walking towards you with ""the look"" on her face."
"Why are dead baby jokes the best? Because they never get old."
"I call my wife the iNag because she has 32GB of complaints and they're set on shuffle."
"How do you get an 80 year-old woman to swear? How do you get an 80 year-old woman to yell ""F*ck""? You get another 80 year-old woman next to her to yell ""BINGO"""
"My wife ran off with my best friend... Man! I'm going to miss him...."