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Joke of the Day
"Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist? She tried to stick her finger in his cavity."
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"Yo mama so fat, her gravity bends space-time."
"Jewish Joke About Warm Weather . Dude. It was so hot, I swear that I'd convert to Christianity for the Baptism."
"What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head? Down for the count!"
"I am writing my first Buddhist musical, ""Hello Dalai... Lama""."