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Joke of the Day
"What is a pirate's favourite letter? He doesn't have one. He's illiterate."
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"[at my dad's funeral after he drowns] ME: *places a wreath made of a life preserver on the coffin* It's what he would have wanted..."
"I tried to take a selfie with my grandma and she said ""you're going to have to wait until I'm in a casket"""
"This Walmart is advertising $9.99 iPads to anyone who throws their baby into a snakepit."
"Probably the wurst (or the best) halloween joke i have heard yet What do you call a wiener when you take out its intestines? A halloweener"
"Last week, I told my grandpa that Amazon is the best place for Christmas shopping. He just called me from Brazil."
"What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common? the both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20121209104938AAKihOC"
"How do college students exercise? By swimming in their debt."
"What you call a pre-op MtF transsexual who visits another city? A tourist trap."
"What's a Jewish dilemma? Free bacon. Let the downvotes rain down on me."