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Joke of the Day

"2 interesting facts about me * 1) My dick is not as big as a footlong at Subway * 2) I'm no longer allowed in Subway"

"Some random farmer stole all of my wheat. Talk about ill-gotten grains."

"I can't believe Google is cocky enough to start guessing after one letter."

"I've seen a lot of great photos of babies in my life, so if you want my like on Facebook you better bring it."

"I present to you the world's shortest poem, entitled ""Fleas"". Adam had'em."

"Go back in time and kill Hitler as a baby. He'd be so freaked out that a baby is trying to murder him, you'll have the element of surprise."

"What do pirates have in common with photons? They both travel at c"

"""Live this Friday like it was your last."" The Mayans"

"Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup? Because one more bean would be too farty."

"I commonly known for arguing over what gives an object weight Some people say I'm a mass debater"