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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between my face and my jokes? People laugh at my face."
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"I wake up relatively happy every morning. Then I interact with other people and things change quickly."
"Why was the guitar teacher arrested? Because he was fingering minors."
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"What is the Hamburglar's favorite David Bowie song? Rebel Rebel!"
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"How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas? Deep Pan, crisp and even!!"
"If electricity follows the path of least resistance... Why doesn't lightning only strike in France?"
"You know that woman in the infomercial that didn't know how to use a regular blanket cuz it wasn't a Snuggie? No way she's still alive."
"I'm no scientist, but I've long held the theory that monkeys are not as smart as humans because they don't have human brains."