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Joke of the Day

"[texting] Her: We need to talk. (9:00 am) Him: About? (9:01 am) Him: What? (9:02 am) Him: WHAT??? (9:03 am) Her: Dinner tonight. (4:42 pm)"

"I would tell you a joke about a vampire... ...but it would probably suck."

"What's the height of conceit? Having an orgasm and calling out your own name. "

"What does farm animal porn sound like? Brownchickenbrowncow"

"Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit? An exhorsist!"

"I like my eggs like the women I like Whites only"

"The one thing that all women find attractive ...a man who doesn't fall for clickbait"

"What is big, yellow and eats rocks? A BIG YELLOW ROCK-EATER!!"

"""One man's trash is another man's treasure"".. ..is a shitty way to tell a kid they're adopted"

"So this guy who suffers from premature ejaculation... ...comes out of nowhere"