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Joke of the Day

"The Police come right away when you tell em your baby is locked in the car... They don't however think it's cute to call your phone baby.."

"Not trying to be racist or ignorant but...nnseriously, all crocodiles and alligators look alike."

"lesbian vampires What do lesbian vampires say after sex? See you next month."

"I feel like I have something to prove here. Judge: That's sort of how this works."

"What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand? Make me one with everything."

"Why do jews have such big noses. Because air is free."

"I became a vegetarian switched to weed."

"Always marginalised and discriminated against in favour of their blue counterparts, it's about time we started treating them with the respect they deserve. Black Levi's Matter."

"Last night, my sexy Japanese friend asked me out for dinner. ""Hey, you wanna go for sushi? It's on me."" It's funny 'cause I paid the bill."

"COP: Know why I stopped you? ""Drag racing?"" COP: Nope. ""Speeding?"" COP: Definitely not. ""Cuz I'm on a unicycle?"" COP: That's the one."