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Joke of the Day

"2 cats smoke catnip and lay around, discussing Plato's Allegory of the Cave. ""What if the laser pointer is just a projection?"""

"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he ate the Pizza before it was cool."

"Yes I brought my own shot glasses and started a party at my table, but is that really a reason to throw someone out? Worst library ever."

"Sending a second cup of coffee down to check on the first one to see why it's not doing its job."

"My wife is mad at me. Get this, her diary says I have boundary issues."

"You're the bomb! A compliment in America. An argument in the Middle East."

"Why did the Jedi cross the road? To get to the dark side."

"Car company executives must have the best memories in the world because GM recalls everything."

"Now that Benedict XVI is out of work... ...like all good celebs, he's releasing a fragrance. Expect to see Popepourri on the shelves this summer."

"Eye no howe too spiel"