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Joke of the Day

"After I drink coffee I show my empty mug to the IT guy and tell him I've successfully installed Java. He hates me."

"Yo momma's so fat that objects 5 meters away accelerate at 1 m/s^2 toward her. What is yo momma's mass if G = 6.67x10^-11Nm^2/kg^2? Please, someone help me, I can't solve it and it's making me nuts."

"What if God IS a woman. Not only will I be going to Hell, but I'll never hear the end of it."

"I just killed a mosquito with a digital clock It was time for him to die."

"You now what's great about fucking twenty five year olds? There's twenty of them."

"What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? A boy scout comes home from camp"

"Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything's grey I'm a dog"

"What'd you call a German businessman? An enterpreNeuer."

"Did you hear about the witch who ate 10 packs of gum? She had some double bubble toilet trouble."

"Did you hear the one about the two gay Irish dudes? Patrick Fitzhenry and Henry Fitzpatrick"