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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the man who hit my ex? He gold arrested for animal abuse"
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"What kind of name for a storm is ""Debby?"" Hurricanes should have names like ""Satan"" No one should have their house destroyed by ""Heather."""
"My friend told me that he was diagnosed with Dissociative Identity Disorder. I bought him a snickers"
"The trouble with political jokes is they get elected."
"TIL How to Time Travel And man do I miss Reddit."
"Usian Bolt's favourite country? I-ran ;)"
"What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate? Comatoast"
"Lost my watch at a party once. Saw a guy stepping on it while sexually harassing a girl. I walked up to the dude, punched him straight in the nose. No one does that to a girl, not on my watch."
"Mushroom walks into a bar and orders a drink. BARTENDER: We dont serve your kind round' here. MUSHROOM: Why not I'm a fun-gai. I'll see my way out, thanks."
"An Irishman, an Englishman and a Welshman walk into a bar... but none of them are xenophobic, so they all have a wonderful time."