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Joke of the Day

"If you haven't heard my joke about the Mexican guy and the black guy, don't feel too bad. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."

"Reminder to all Americans: Remember to set your clock back by 75 years today."

"I had a dream I was completely weightless... I was like... 0mg!"

"why is peter pan always in the air? Because he neverlands"

"My wife hates the way I introduce her to people in public. ""THIS is my wife.."" *looks down at the ground *sighs *kicks can"

"After he loses, everyone who supported Trump should have to spend a year on an island where he gets to make all the decisions."

"Sorry the edible underwear weren't edible anymore by the time you tried to eat them. It was a long drive to your apartment."

"Two drums and a cymbal jump off a cliff... Ba dum tss."

"Whats up? My dick."

"What did the sexy Japanese food say? Miso horny"