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Joke of the Day

"Why is everyone investing in Ireland? ... because the capital is always Dublin!"

"Apple Released A Pack of Playing Cards that Only has 48 Cards They removed all the Jacks"

"*gets email* -Do you want to chat with hot nineteen-year olds in your area?- *responds* ""Can any of them help me with this iTunes update?"""

"Why procrastinate today when you can procrastinate tomorrow?"

"A Liberian man has 1 pie and shares half with his friend, what does he now have? Ebola, most likely."

"What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ? The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !"

"In light of all the Irish jokes I see on here...what's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk."

"A reality TV mogul, a woman, and a Jew are running for president... And that's just the front runners!"

"I was tired yesterday and now I'm tired again today I'm retired"

"What the difference between a black guy and a donut? One of them already had a hole before the cop saw it"