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Joke of the Day

"I turned in my letter of resignation to my smug supervisor at the refrigeration plant. He accepted it with his usual air of condensation."

"What's the difference between snowman and snow woman? Snowballs."

"How do you know you are at r/jokes? The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science"

"What do you call an Irishman sitting on your front porch? Paddy O'Furniture"

"Someone called me lazy today... I almost replied."

"I drive the speed limit when I play street racing games. I don't win but I have many moral victories and countless virtual pedestrian fans."

"The best part of being a crackhead.... Only two more sleeps until Christmas."

"What is small, red and square? A small red square."

"On the bus I was sitting on the bus and this super hot Thai girl gets on and sits next to me I think to myself ""Please don't get a boner, please don't get a boner, please don't get a boner"" She did."

"Put the punchline in another post. http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2l881i/how_do_you_keep_an_idiot_in_suspense/"