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Joke of the Day

"People say I'm a mean person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a sweet girl In a jar on my desk."

"Every joke posted on this sub is stolen from Sickipedia. If you are going to steal someones joke at least give credit."

"Cocaine I tried and failed to use cocaine. It kept falling off the mirror in the bathroom."

"Why did Jesus run off the airplane? He didn't like the Pilate"

"What can jelly beans do that you can't? Come in different colors."

"what do you call a black horse? a neigh-gro"

"It's so cold outside... I even saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!"

"What's the difference between a car tyre, and 365 condoms? One's a Goodyear, an the other's a great year."

"why do elephants paint their toe nails red? to hide in cherry trees. have you ever seen an elephant hiding in a cherry tree? works doesn't it"

"Joke from my jazz history class: You are stuck on an island with Hitler, Stalin, and Kenny G. You have a gun, but you only have two bullets. What do you do? You shoot Kenny G. Twice."