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Joke of the Day

"When my ex worked out of town, he would take my vibrators away from me. Said I was cheating on him w/them. He shoulda taken his brother too."

"Ever step on a Lego and then kill yourself just to make the pain stop?"

"Why did the chicken cross my wife? Because I ran her over in the street."

"[first date] Her: know what you're getting yet? Me: a burger and one of those coloring menus. Her: oh, you have a kid at home? Me: no."

"Anal sex is a lot like broccoli. If you don't like it at home, you're really gonna hate it in the school cafeteria."

"Knock, knock...... Who's there? Do you have a moment to install Windows 10?"

"Original content Front page when?"

"Whats brown and rhymes with ""Snoop""? Dr. Dre"

"what did the zero say to the eight? nice belt"

"The irony of war is that The ones who are right are the ones left."