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Joke of the Day
"Which company makes the best apple cider? Dicken's. Because everyone wants their Dicken's Cider."
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"What did the gay crocodile do when made the head coach of a thirsty football team? He gave them GatorAIDS"
"I ordered popcorn before watching The Revenant. The concession worker asked if I wanted butter. ""Does a bear shit in leo's mouth?"""
"What do you call the Dollar Tree stores in Britain? Pound Town"
"*snail Olympics* How does it feel? ""Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon"" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow? ""What"""
"Two deer are leaving a gay bar... and one say to the other in disappointment ""man, I can't believe I blew 20 bucks in there"""
"I asked Rick Astley to lend me some Pixar movies...... He said you can take Cars, you can take Toy Story but I'm never gonna give you Up."
"This woman at work sounds just like me. I'm going to pay her to call my Mom and occasionally say mmhmm and how nice."
"The wind just blew my dress up. Even the weather wants me to be a whore."
"Did you hear about the Native American who drank 1000 glasses of tea? He drown in his tea pee."