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Joke of the Day
"Saudi Arabia's justice system is completely different from ISIS.... Just kidding."
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"Yesterday I watched Rogue One, featuring a cameo from Carrie Fisher. One hour later she was dead. So today I'll be watching Home Alone 2."
"Did you hear about the guy who thought he performed brain surgery on himself? Turned out, it was all in his head."
"Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors? To see the battle."
"Through voting, users determine what posts rise to the top of community pages and, by extension, the public home page of the site ...until the mods wake up."
"The problem with the exclamation point & question mark being side by side on a keyboard: I'm so sorry your grandma died? I love you?"
"Checked into a hotel expecting one night stand but there were 2! Mighty pleased."
"When you clean a vacuum cleaner You become a vacuum cleaner"
"Q: What do you call Santa's helpers? A: Subordinate Clauses."
"what aftershave does James bond uses after retirement? Old Spyce."