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Joke of the Day

"Occam's Disposable Razor When given multiple equally valid choices, choose the one that costs the least money."

"So the Jamaican said to the Arab.. ""Aye where you from? You from tha beach mon?"" The Arab replied ""Yemen!'"

"Just managed to download the 'Titanic' soundtrack to my phone, even though some said it was unsyncable."

"Why are all Stormtroopers virgins? Because they don't hit anything."

"This woman asked me if I had ever been in a stable relationship. I told her that I wasn't into livestock."

"WATER POLO INSTRUCTOR: ""Are you sure you know what you're doing?"" ME: [Adjusting the mask & snorkel on my horse] ""Of course I do."""

"How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go ""Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up""."

"Q: Why was six scared of seven? A: Because seven ""ate"" nine."

"Life and Coffee I like my life like I like my coffee, as dark as it can possibly get."

"So, my Doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating... I asked ""Why?"" and she replied, ""because I'm trying to examine you!"""