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Joke of the Day
"What's the first step to making your favorite Jewish dish? Preheat the oven"
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"Why do french tanks have rear-view mirrors? So they can see the battle."
"A vegan, a Crossfitter and an atheist walk into a bar.. I know this because they told everyone within two minutes."
"Do you have hair around your nipples? Is it particularly in the hair-eola? ... I came up with this the other night while half asleep. Be gentle."
"Young mom: My baby is 34 months Me: Oh really I'm 407 months yeah I hope you like doing math you piece of shit"
"""Oh sure, they can eat their own poop, no problem. They just CAN'T eat chocolate. It'll kill them."" - God inventing dogs."
"My biggest fear of Hurricane Sandy is that i'll lose power and can't Facebook"
"Why are there never any good side effects. Just once, I'd like to read a medication bottle that says ""May Cause Multiple Orgasms"""
"My best friend just ask me to be her maid of honor. What did I ever do to her???"
"Executioner: any last words? Me: pineapple belongs on pizza. Hit the switch"