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Joke of the Day

"Wow some neighbors really freak out when they wake up on a Sunday morning and find me making myself some pancakes in their kitchen"

"How do you embaress an archeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from."

"What do you say to a pregnant woman who wants to force her child to become a Rabbi? When is the baby Jew?"

"If the camera adds 10 lbs. & Mirrors don't lie..Why in the World would a Woman ever take her picture in the bathroom mirror? It defies logic"

"I'm not sexist. Sexism is wrong. ...and being wrong is for women!"

"My Dad got a Chia Obama head a couple of years ago. The box said he would grow an afro, but nothing changed."

"R/Jokes is like my elbow. I don't come here often."

"cop: are you high? me: if i was high could i do this? *vaults over car hood and does 360 no scope* cop: did you just say ""asterisk vaults ov"

"r/jokes should have an allergy warning Cauition: may contain reposts"

"Here's how science works..,, if it's not your idea you think it's insane. Thank you, I'll be here all night! #science #joke"