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Joke of the Day

"When you catch your dog eating a dictionary what should you do? Take the words right out of his mouth."

"What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work? Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!"

"What do you do if a blonde person throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back."

"Dave was hard at work It was really quite awkward for his female coworkers."

"How do you pay a quiz master? with finances."

"What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face? Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie..."

"Why do Scuba divers fall backwards off the boat, and into the water? Because if they fell forward, they'd fall into the boat."

"If you yell Bloody Mary into a mirror 3 times at 3AM, as loud as you can, your mom will appear and tell you to shut up and go to bed."

"Why doesn't Nickelback play football? Because even if they had 4 players they still couldn't throw a ball."

"When CNN says they're ""breaking news"" they are, in a sense, right."