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Joke of the Day
"Your honor? My client would like to address the court and ruin everything."
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"*Hears a joke about a chocolate bar* *Snickers*"
"My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me having sex with her dog. I guess I really screwed the pooch on that one."
"What did the physicist have for lunch? Fission chips."
"I invented a new word! Plagiarism!"
"What do you call a Mexican Goat? Amigoat"
"All I'm saying is, the minute Canada starts refining its maple syrup reserves into weapons-grade Aunt Jemimium, we're all french toast."
"Therapist: what's your biggest issue with your husband? Wife: he gives me no privacy Me: [tapping on window from outside] that's not true"
"I got lit with my Tibetan friend once Once."
"What was Amanda Todd's favourite anime? Naruto."