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Joke of the Day
"I asked my mom if I was pretty or ugly She said both, Im pretty ugly."
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"MOM : Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? SON : My name is Paul."
"My girlfriend's body is a temple... ...and I'm a Jew, so I have to come inside it every Sunday."
"How are men like carpet tiles? If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life."
"It's an ATM. Not an ATM machine. The M in ATM already covered that, stupid."
"So a homeless man comes up to us... ""If I tell you a funny joke, would you pay me a quarter?"" My pal from Rhode Island say in a thick northeastern accent: ""I gotta funny joke fo' yah... Yah homeless."""
"I'm Indian but not ""able to read sanskrit"" Indian so slow down there Raj, aside from the heart eye emojis I have no idea wtf your DM means."
"Those days I only knew six words if you count muther fucker as two."
"I've had to take a second job working in a bakery. I knead the dough."
"A man started telling people he was a piece of fruit. Everyone was convinced he was bananas"