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Joke of the Day

"What Do you Call Neil Degrasse Tyson when he pours champagne on his bare chest? **An astro-fizzy-tits**"

"What do you call it when a dinosaur can't get it up? ereptile dysfunction"

"I'll have you know I did four years in Nam. Turns out pedophilia is illegal there too."

"I'm surprised my son doesn't think his name is 'stopit'"

"I think my husband is having an affair with the computer because he's always fucking on it."

"What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I got no-eye deer !"

"Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live."

"I laughed in r/funny"

"""Here we are."" I thought we were going to the camoflauge store? This is just an empty field. ""No it's not."" Oh this place is good."

"What do women and dog shit have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pick up."