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Joke of the Day

"What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it? HOOO did that!"

"Waving my hand impatiently in front of the automatic door sensor so everyone knows I am too important to wait for electricity."

"Corny Ass Joke Did you hear about the man forgotten in a freezer? I guess we can say he's fresh to death."

"what did the tricep say to the muscular receptionist bye, 'cep!"

"People ask me why I don't like spoons. Idk why really. They just seem pointless to me."

"Guy getting test results from his doctor and the doctor says ""we have some good news and some bad news"" ""The good news is, we're going to name a disease after you"""

"These microwaved pot stickers taste like fixed income."

"Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side."

"It's hard to think about my wife, who passed away during delivery Tip: Never, *EVER* go with a mail-order Russian bride who arrives by ship."

"With Girls Gone Wild bankrupt wild girls no longer have a home. Many of them will be put down. Please. Adopt a wild girl. Before she's gone."