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Joke of the Day

"Now that Ted Cruz dropped out, there is only one man standing in Trump's way Hilary Clinton"

"Why would anyone want to be a masochist? Beats me"

"What's a room full of saurkraut? Over-krauted."

"Wife: Can you check the dryer? Me: You put a check in the dryer? Don't you know money laundering is illegal?"

"If you haven't taken at least 25,000 pictures of your cat then you shouldn't have a cat."

"A coworker asked me if I would please quit loudly singing along with my Oasis mix tape this morning. I said maybe..."

"Why aren't snowmen called snow women? Because they're in the kitchen melting."

"How fast can Klingon's run? About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom."

"Why is C afraid of D? Because DEEZ NUTS!"

"My boyfriend isn't allowed to break up with me. You wanna see other people? Look out the window."