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Joke of the Day

"Just because a guy wants to see you naked it doesn't mean anything, I know a guy who drove 2 days to see a donkey show."

"How do you keep redditors in suspense? I dunno, I'll tell ya tomorrow"

"Do you know why ladies call my penis a flight stick? Because it makes them sore."

"I walked into the library the other day and asked the librarian if he still had that mouldy old book on giving your child up for adoption. ""It was vile so I got rid of it."" ""That's the one."""

"A man with OCD and a man with ADHD walk into a bar... Everything explodes."

"Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips."

"Our credit card was stolen but I decided not to report it .... The thief is spending less than my wife did."

"Ferguson shoe store broken into and looted everything but the work boots section."

"ME (a ghost): You know how Bill Nye used to say ""don't try this at home""? Well, I did, and he kicked in the door and shot me in the face."

"I'll take two glasses of lemonade please... ...said the man. But hold the ""ades"". Waitress: So you just want two lemons? Man: No, I just don't want AIDS."