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Joke of the Day

"[approaches outdoor cafe holding balloon w/face drawn on it] Hello table for two ple- [large gust carries balloon away] OH NO MY WIFE"

"What do you call Batman who skips church? Christian Bail"

"""Crouching Tiger, Hidden Butthole"". Sometimes I just say things. I don't know."

"Two men. Two homosexual men are having sex and die instantaneously. Which one goes to heaven first? The one on the bottom because his shits already packed."

"To commemorate the day. Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You were supposed to never forget."

"Who is Kanye West's favorite running back? All Day nigga"

"Why did the scarecrow get promoted? Because he was out standing in his field! :D"

"To be a man is basically to watch a beautiful Rose go by and think, ""I want to fuck that in the butt"""

"Why did Medusa order pizza? Her boyfriend was stoned."

"Racism exists among all races of the world white people are just better at it, like most things."