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Joke of the Day
"When you watch Jersey Shore, Darwin cries."
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"A termite walks into a bar... and asks, ""Is the bar tender here?"""
"What is Lionel Messi's favorite soft drink? Si, era Missed"
"I like my women like I like my coffee Scolding and all over my legs"
"A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. It's called Nacho Mama."
"If I throw a stick, will you leave?"
"My father was a nun Whenever the judge asked him for his occupation he would always answer ""nun""."
"Sometimes when I talk to people I start pointing at crouches. (Point)"
"Dating me is like a walk in the park - Jurassic Park."
"""What's a VCR?"" My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones."