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Joke of the Day
"Hey Seattle, Wanna win the Superbowl? No thanks, We'll pass!"
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"Two grains of sand were walking together in the desert. Suddenly, one turned to the other and said, ""Dude, I think we're being followed."""
"JUDITH! FETCH MY EVIL PLAN GLASSES! *2 hours later has organised a small festival* Dammit Judith, these are my party planning glasses!"
"If We Need Someone To Run Our Country Based On Building A Buisness And Money We Have The Wrong Donald. We Need Ronald Mc'Donald."
"Why did the witch have to move out of her gingerbread house? The property taxes were gastronomical."
"I put suicide notes next to roadkill so their animal families have some closure."
"Absence makes the heart grow fonder... Absence makes the heart grow fonder, and abstinence makes the hand grow stronger."
"What do you call the day after a sad Friday? A sadder day."
"What's the hottest hotel in Vegas? The Cosmopolitan"
"Why did the math student fail his exam? He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)"