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Joke of the Day
"I put suicide notes next to roadkill so their animal families have some closure."
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"What is the difference between ass-kissing and brown-nosing? Depth perception."
"I always pictured Madonna playing The Invisible Woman in those Fantastic Four films... ...she would've made a great Immaterial Girl."
"How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood? His hand caught on fire."
"I just saw the movie 50 Shades of gray You could say it had a huge climax."
"What's the difference between being artistic and autistic? Just one letter."
"If you can't spell, we can't hangman."
"What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist"
"How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI? The cigarette."
"[drops son off for 1st day at daycare] ""Ok, Mr Hughes, see you at 3 o'clock."" ""Not a chance. He's your problem now."""