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Joke of the Day

"Trump Jesus asked the Devil if he'd made a deal with Donald Trump. The Devil said they'd negotiated for a while but eventually he gave up and just let Trump buy him out."

"What do you call a bench full of white people? The NBA."

"What did the frog say to his girlfriend while she was giving him a handjob? Rubbit, Rubbit!"

"Which religion faces the most Resistance? Hinduism... Om......"

"Teacher: You seem very well read have you read Shakespeare ? Pupil: No Teacher: What have you read then ? Pupil: Umm I've got red hair !"

"I'm not a violent person. I just really enjoy assisting people in falling down."

"What is irony? When the last person you want to see is the last person you see."

"Two avocados were crossing the road... .. One got hit by a truck so the other one said: Come on, guacamole, catch up!"

"I went downtown today. I was really surprised to see that the stationary store had moved locations"

"If I kept a record of how many steps I walk every day in a file... Would it be called a Pedofile?"