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Joke of the Day

"Trump Jesus asked the Devil if he'd made a deal with Donald Trump. The Devil said they'd negotiated for a while but eventually he gave up and just let Trump buy him out."

"I was just scammed out of 25 dollars. I purchased a dvd titled ""Tiger Woods' favorite 18 holes."" It turned out to be about golf. Tell others so that they can avoid this scam too!!"

"Have you seen the bus website? Yes - it's just the ticket!"

"If only there was an olympic sport for being a lazy bastard... That bronze medal would be mine."

"The most offensive joke I know. Why do pharmacists put cotton wool balls in all of their drug bottles? To Remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were junkies."

"Wanna Hear a Corny Joke? no??? Awww Shucks"

"How many tacos does it take to change a lightbulb? why don't we have both?"

"What do you call a spanish speaking Coffee Translatte."

"How do married men remember their birthdays? 1 year since their last blowjob."

"Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side!"