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Joke of the Day
"There was a woman trapped inside a Safeway, She was found dead of starvation the next morning."
Next Joke
"A construction worker comes home from work. He tells his wife, ""Honey, I cut off my finger today."" She replies, ""The whole finger!?"" He says, ""No, the one right next to it."""
"Oh shit, I have a boner. Time to stop twittering and get on Chatroulette"
"A bartender walks into... ...a church, a temple and a mosque. He has no idea how jokes work."
"I'm always just a bit disappointed when a liars pants don't actually catch on fire."
"Why aren't there any homosexual scholars? Because they can't think straight."
"Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her!"
"5 Brazilian dollars sounds like a lot of money... However, with the current exchange rate its only about $1.35 USD"
"What has no legs, nor arms, but sucks a mean dick? A vacuum cleaner."
"Not saying it's wet out there but the animals are lining up two by two."