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Joke of the Day

"The real reason Jesus died on the cross He forgot the safeword."

"So my dad gathered all of us kids together and said ""Now I'm only going to say this once!"" .... then turned and walked away."

"What do you call a hobbit that looks good in pictures? Frodo-genic"

"The biggest lie in advertising is someone taking a bite of a hard shell taco & it not immediately exploding in their hands."

"What's four inches long and drives women crazy? A 100 dollar bill you pervert!"

"Sex is like pizza... If you are using bbq sauce, you better know what the fuck you are doing."

"Oh my gosh! Did you hear about the corderoy pillow? It's making headlines."

"Have you heard of the annual ginger meeting? It's petty unknown, last time not a single soul came."

"If a crocodile makes shoes what does a banana make ? Slippers !"

"Stephen Hawking can actually be pretty funny sometimes... But I don't think he's got what it takes to do stand-up."