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Joke of the Day
"What is a dogs favourite flower ? Anything in your garden !"
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"Is it too early to start drinking? - some moron with a clock."
"What's the difference between a hockey player and my exgirlfriend? A hockey player will shower after 3 periods."
"I'm not saying I leave my wife sexually satisfied... But my neighbour just asked me to turn down the bass."
"Someone stole my................... Someone stole my mood ring, I don't know how I feel about that."
"A good thing about dating a vegan is that you could kill 2 birds with 1 stone when you buy flowers because they're also a snack for later."
"I'll never forget my grandfathers last words to me before he kicked the bucket. He looked me in the eyes and said, ""Son, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""
"Comment on every picture of someone's dog, ""What is this"""
"Why was the battery arrested ? cuz it was charged with electricity ."
"My favorite book is a Stephen King novel... but you've probably never heard of It"