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Joke of the Day
"My son is a man trapped in a woman's body he'll be born in February"
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"I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me to help check her balance.. ..so I pushed her over."
"If Nefertiti owned a topless bar which served tea she could have marketed her business with t-shirts. You could call them 'Nefertiti's titties, tease, teas, and tees.' Edit: better grammar/phrasing."
"You're so ugly that when you went to turn on your car stereo it overheated, fizzled, died out and started playing Who Let The Dogs Out"
"Some people might think being a gay man with a foot long dick is a good thing But it's just a huge pain in the ass for my boyfriend."
"A grasshopper walks into a bar and asks for a beer... ...the bartender says,""You know, there's a drink named after you."" The grasshopper replies, ""There's a drink named Murray?"""
"Why do good farmers only excel when they are actually farming? Because they are out standing in their field."
"I use my neighbor's outdoor jacuzzi for bubble bath time with my cat. I'd invite him, but my cat's funny about bathing with strangers."
"What type of music do astronauts love? Neptunes!"
"Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 ganged up with 10 and killed 8 and 9"