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Joke of the Day
"I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it."
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"Ever open a drawer to get something, forget what it was, close the drawer and immediately remember, only to have to open the drawer again?"
"A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well."
"I don't WANT new people to get murdered but I want Investigation Discovery to always have new material."
"What do you call a cat on a big plate? a platterpuss"
"A little boy says ""dad I've heard in some parts of africa a man doesn't know his wife until marriage. The dad says...... ""Son that happens everywhere."""
"When my teacher wanted to see an example of a ringed molecule... I got my arsole out."
"What's pink, bubbly and scratches at glass? A baby in a microwave"
"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? Denim denim denim."
"My girlfriend wants to replace the beige outlets in my house with white ones. And then she gets mad when I tell her to stop promoting white power."